Thursday, August 18, 2011

Back To Future Reference Lost On Man About To Be Murdered By Hitchhiker

An excellent Back to the Future reference spoken by Herman Smendernson was completely lost on Michael Murray, the man who picked up Herman when he was hitchhiking and would now meet his brutal end at Herman's hand in the abandoned Spirograph factory.
"Where we are going, we don't need roads," Smendernson had said to Murray as he apparently pointed a gun at the man who apparently had never seen the iconic 1980s movie that centered on Marty McFly's quest to return to 1985.
"I really thought that he would laugh, or at least chuckle at the reference. I mean it was not only funny, but it was also true because, you know, we were going to drive into the forest where I would brutally murder him as spirographs looked down upon us," Smendernson, who clearly has a keen grasp on pop culture, said.
According to reports, instead of laughing Murray only sobbed, begged for mercy and prayed to the Almighty to deliver from the apparent hell he was in. Absoluletely no mention was made of the excellent reference spoken by the mentally-disturbed Smendernson who would soon be making his ninth kill.
"I thought it was rude, to tell you the truth," Smendernson said. "It almost put me off killing him and having coffee with his dead body in the abandoned Spirograph factory."
Lost further on Murray, who was not much of a talker, choosing to sob quietly instead of responding to Smendernson, was the fact that Smendernson looked a lot like Doc Brown making the reference even more hilarious.

2 comments:

  1. Typical. Some people just don't appreciate a classic.

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