Friends Tired Of Friend Who Won't Shut The Fuck Up About The Beatles

Exasperated friends of Jefferson MacLeod have had enough of him constantly reminding them about how great The Beatles are.
"Every chance he gets, it is unbelievable. Yesterday I was listening to Death Cab for Cutie and I commented how I like their music and he goes off on how they can't compare to The Beatles and when Death Cab for Cutie make something as good as Rubber Soul, maybe he will listen. I like The Beatles too, but does he have to constantly go on about it?"
MacLeod, who owns nine Beatles shirts and routinely puts their music on Facebook as a representation of his own personality and failed dreams of attaining the lasting influence The Beatles have with anything in his life, was not available for comment.
"The Beatles are great, everyone knows that. It is like saying 'Hey Jupiter is the biggest planet in the solar system', its just a fact. You don't make yourself out to be some goddamn mystical rock aficionado just because you listen to The Beatles."
According to MacLeod's brother, he will most likely be over his Beatles phase in a few months.
"He does this all the time, gets really into a band, says they are amazing and then just moves on. Last year he was really into Wham! and kept talking about how George Michael was a creative genius. Although, I have to say I prefer him blasting "Happiness is a Warm Gun" through the house than "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go"
According to early reports, MacLeod is about to move onto KISS before finally telling everyone how great Led Zeppelin is around April next year.