Frank Murdoch, currently a customer at the local Safeway, is pretty sure that the asshole in front of him has 15 items in the express line, even though it clearly says 10 items or less."Its completely flaunting the rules and it shows a complete disregard for the rest of us," Murdoch said while giving the man in front of him a slight glare to show his displeasure with the entire situation.
Murdoch, when not serving as the bringer of express lane justice, is a mid-level manager at a local office supply company and has not yet created reputation for himself of bringing down the house on those who flaunt society's rules for their own enjoyment.
According to early reports, Murdoch stated "Guess 10 items or less is only a suggestion" towards the man in front of him but at such a volume that no one standing more than a foot from Murdoch would hear.
As the 12th item was rung through, Murdoch amplified his glare at the malcontent who is all that is wrong with the world according to Murdoch.
"I really should say something, you know, because this is just rude, I may say something, but he is almost rung through so, who knows you know?" Murdoch said in the simple passive-aggressive tone he uses in the office when someone leaves only half a cup in the coffee maker without making anymore.
With the 15th item going through, the man in front of Murdoch turned to him and smiled. According to witnesses in the store, Murdoch then smiled back and mentioned the great deal on Coca-Cola in the store.
Individuals in the parking lot reported that Murdoch was later seen in his car yelling and making large hand gestures, most likely recreating a dramatization of how he wanted the entire confrontation to go.
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